Blah blah fucking blah, mom. I think it’s my responsibility to figure out when I’m going to bed and waking up, brooo.
He thinks all of my really lame jokes are hilarious for realsies and that’s how you know you need to date him. Also he said that if he actually knew how to cook, he would always make me soup when I was sick. He freaked out when I said I had a fever tonight…it was actually really cute. Holy shit I’m all aflutter with feelings and stuff.
I’m a stone cold fox. You could disagree with me, but you would be wrong.
agree
Sorry, but if that makes me wrong then I don’t want to be right. When did it become necesarry for men to be attracted to every body type?
Sorry, but when did my being a stone cold fox hinge on how attractive men find me?
GUESS WHAT? IT DOESN’T. I know you think your opinion on my appearance matters, because you’re an male who feels entitled to comment on women’s appearances, but my self acceptance doesn’t depend on how many men want to fuck me.
So, now you’re wrong on two counts. Congrats, dickweed :)
haha, owned
men still wandering around thinking women only exist for their pleasure pssht
Bisexual female coming through…and honey, you ain’t no stone cold fox, you are far from it. As for the man, he’s got a point. No one has to be forced into being attracted towards some one (which is what you come off as, just saying~) so kindly step on a lego. I’d say go fuck yourself, but I don’t want to wish such an awesome thing on you~ Also, your “self acceptance” is shit. You are a bitch. Plain and simple. -Prideful Bi.
Omg lol if I knew being so out there with my self love would cause idiots like this to shit the fuckin bed, I’d do it more often. This shit is hilar.
omg people are so stupid
They’re still a Stone Cold Fox.
That shit’s not subjective. Their self love is not subjective.
It’s objective as fuck and you’re wrong.
And they don’t care about your bisexuality or how you try to use you gender to validate men’s entitlement to how lovely women view themselves.
So you can fuck off because no one cares and at the end of the day this woman is still a Stone Cold Fox.
“Bisexual female coming Thru” And? Bitch please.
This person is a stone cold fox if they say they are and ain’t goddamn thing your dry pussy having ass can do about it.
Saying you’re a stone cold fox no natter who agrees ≠ saying people MUST be attracted to you or else. How fucking hard is the English language to comprehend for y’all salty asses.
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shyandsmiley replied to your post: shyandsmiley replied to your post: So he told me…
Hooray (but not really) for romantic frustration!
Haha exactly! I mean, the bright side is that no matter what, he’s the absolute best conversationalist I’ve gotten the pleasure of talking to. I don’t know if it’s just because we click really well or because he’s actually just a cool dude, but our conversations are the most legit thing since sliced bread.
Inbox me one thing you wanna know about me.
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shyandsmiley replied to your post: So he told me that he was excited for Thor 2 to…
Adorable!
But duuuude, in November this guy basically straight-up told me that even though there were some serious good vibes going on between us, we couldn’t get romantic or anything because he’s bros with my older brother. And now he is blatantly flirtatious and I just don’t know where it stands.
So he told me that he was excited for Thor 2 to come out and I said I would probably be a total loser and not see it and he told me that he would take me?!
On opening night?!
AND HE THINKS HE’S NOT BEING ROMANTIC?!
But I’m glad because it was honestly either this or me curled in a ball dry-sobbing thank asgard for absolutely amazing people that make you feel regular and okay and not panic-attacky/depressiony.
So tomorrow is the Senior Class Trip.
We’re going to a Waterpark/Arcade place.
And I should be sleeping but a certain someone is keeping me awake.
There are literally stars in my eyes, I do believe.
CLVN PLS.
”
Sometimes,
Sometimes,
I feel like ripping apart my skin,
and searching for a reason for why
I feel this empty.
Maybe my veins are tangled,
or something is lodged
in my ribcage.
Because it feels like
something inside of me is
missing or broken.
Unknown (via perfect)
(Source: hopingly, via poor-unfortunate-soulss)
can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history
Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.
you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face
Just one line and I lost my shit.
can we please talk about that one time a reporter on satellite 5 said, “the face of boe has just announced that it’s pregnant”
(Source: marauding-eponine)
Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…
Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME
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Stop calling girls who sleep around sluts. Sex is good for you. It strengthens your muscles, relieves stress, lowers the risk of getting a cold or the flu. So they’re not sluts,okay?
They’re health nuts.
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